01The roast
Find every fuzzy claim and buried win.
Receive an entertaining, line-level critique of the clichés, weak bullets, confusing hierarchy, and missed opportunities that make recruiters skim past your value.
An elegant edit for your next move
Your resume, roasted. Then rebuilt.
Get a sharp, funny critique that exposes what is holding your CV back—followed by a clearer rewrite designed for real job applications.
Honest, never cruel
The joke lands on the CV. The useful advice lands with you.
Founder promises
Wit up front. Useful work underneath.
01 / Specific
Feedback points to actual wording, structure, and positioning—not vague advice about “standing out.”
02 / Human
Your experience stays yours. The rewrite makes it clearer without turning you into corporate wallpaper.
03 / Candid
You will know what is weak, why it is weak, and what to say instead—with no invented testimonials or inflated promises.
The service
A two-act intervention for tired resumes.
- Opening summary and positioning
- Impact, specificity, and evidence
- Readability and information order
- Tone, repetition, and filler
The rewrite
Stronger language, cleaner structure, and clearer emphasis—ready to adapt for the roles you want.
Less “responsible for.” More proof of what changed because you were there.
Book a service
Pick the level of help you need.
Live offerings and prices appear below. Choose the service that fits your draft and book directly.
Ready when your CV is
Give the recruiter a reason to keep reading.
Start with a candid critique. Leave with language that says what you actually accomplished.